Hey, hi, what’s up? Cool, same. I’m so glad you’re here. Take your shoes off, I just vacuumed.
When I was really little, my parents busted out the alphabet magnets to help me learn some basic words. I lifted the edge of my Aladdin nightgown, placed each of the magnets in my pajama basket, and walked around the living room. Dropping them one by one, I yelled:
“Here chicky, chicky, chicky…”
What I’m saying is, some people see letters and make words-- I saw letters and decided to feed the imaginary chickens near the couch. And I still see things that way.
That metaphor really got away from me. Is it even a metaphor? The point is, letters and words should do more than create sentences. They should evoke an emotion, inspire an idea or yield a result. Even if that result is simply a laugh or a share. Words should feed the chickens, if you will.
That’s where I come in.
I CAN HELP YOU…
CONCEPT AND SCRIPT…
…promos, campaigns, digital content and more. Whether you need a bucket of ideas, fully fleshed out scripts or someone to help finesse a work in progress-- we'll figure it out.
WRITE OR PUNCH UP…
…the copy for your website, email blasts or any other content your start-up, business or hobby might need to help everyone realize how awesome you are. Or aren't. I don't know what your goals are yet.
COME UP WITH TAGLINES OR NAMES…
…for whatever it is you have going on. I hope it's a collar that translates dog barks into actual words. I've been waiting for that.
CREATE EXPERIENCES…
…that are not copy based. You heard me. Let me come up with ideas for key art, stunts or events.
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
It ain't all promos and marketing and bears, oh my. Want help brainstorming and/or talking through the outline for your next screenplay? Help getting un-stuck on that pilot you've been writing? Someone to co-write your web series? I live for this. And we'll sort out all the details that make you nervous about sharing this sort of work. Let's party.
WONDERING IF I CAN HELP WITH SOMETHING NOT LISTED HERE?
I probably can. Unless it's super creepy and weird, in which case I probably know some other freak who can. So shoot me an email and we’ll get started.
To work with me (or for more information/rates) hit me up here