When I was really little, my parents busted out the alphabet magnets to help me learn some basic words. I lifted the edge of my Aladdin nightgown, placed each of the magnets in my pajama basket, and walked around the living room. Dropping them one by one, I yelled:

“Here chicky, chicky, chicky…”

What I’m saying is, some people see letters and make words-- I saw letters and decided to feed the imaginary chickens near the couch. And I still see things that way.

That metaphor really got away from me. Is it even a metaphor?

The point is, letters and words should do more than form sentences. They should evoke an emotion, spark an idea or lead to an outcome—even if that outcome is simply a laugh or a share.

Words should feed the chickens, if you will.

That’s where I come in.

OMG hi, How are you?!

Ugh, same. But I’m

so glad you’re here.

Take your shoes off, I just vacuumed.

Now that your shoes are off, put your feet up. Relax. What can i get you?

LET’s get busy

That came out wrong. I meant let’s work together.

Shoot me a message if you’re curious about rates, want more information, aren’t sure what kind of help you need, think I’m cool, don’t think I’m cool, or just want to say hi.

Actually—if you don’t think I’m cool, maybe keep that part to yourself.